rcktpwr:

swampnert:

rcktpwr:

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

ugly:

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that’s so sweet, i–

woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

impulsive-suggestion:

arrogantsuggestion:

coolsuggestion:

amoroussuggestion:

gaysuggestion:

bittersuggestion:

lovelysuggestion:

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

suck a dick

suck a heart instead

my heart is broken

All hearts break. Don’t blame yourself.

punch whoever broke your heart.

heart:

getting the seat next to someone you hate on the first day of school

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

grawly:

grawly:

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

youve angered it